You know you're on chemo when...

you know you are on chemo when nothing you would normaly eat tastes nice!

You know you're on chemo when you get your first free brazillian :)

You know you are on chemo when you don't have to worry about shaving under your arms!

You know you're on chemo when you don't notice you've put toothpaste on your face instead of moisturiser untill the smell of the toothpaste gives you nausea.

You know you're on chemo when you go to the fridge to get the milk for your cuppa, only to notice it missing, and find it sitting beside your cup of white tea...

You know you're on chemo when everything you eat tastes like the back end of a hairy dog.

     I stole that one from Leonie   - 

You know you're on chemo when young kids point and say"look mum,there's a pirate"

     I stole that one from Louise -      Tonya xx

You know you're on chemo when you find yourself talking to your eyebrows and eyelashes begging them to "stay with me girls" after all your other body hair has abandoned you :)

You know when you are on chemo or have been on chemo when you have to ask your 15 year old daughter tocount your eyelashes and put on your mascara!

you know your on chemo when your nose dosent stop dripping.because there are no hairs to stop it!!!

you know when you're on chemo when you wake up wondering if your cat peed in your mouth while you were asleep!

You know your on Chemo when the nurse hands you a nappy because you cant control your toileting habits :(

You know you are on chemo when you run to find the themometre when you get a really bad hot flush. 

You know you're on chemo when you win the "Best Buddhist Monk Impersonation Award" without even trying!

You know you're on chemo when someone asks you if you're related to Uncle Fester from the Addams Family!..lol!

You know you're on chemo when you don't have to spend money on a manicure or a pedicure because you haven't any nails!

The same for hairdressers.

your laughing so hard, you fart and follow thru! :-0

... when mosquitos bite you and die instantly!

Good one ladies, I havent had chemo but Ive had a good laugh, especially the free brazillian.lol

Thanks for the warning, i haven't started yet!!! Something to look forward too!!! Great to see a sense of humour.

You know you are on chemo when.....you ask your daughter to give you back your mascara and she says ' really mum Why ?'.

You're on chemo when... Nan and Pop cross the road faster than you..

when you plan a drive based on the amount of toilet stops along the way...

and finally... when you're hobbling down the road, turn the corner, hit a head-wind and your wig decides to vacate....

Hi girls

I love this blog!!!   I am due to start my chemo on Friday and I am petrified about the side effects. BUT I really had a laugh which is very much needed as my sense of humor has currently gone out the window.

Keep them coming girls, I will be looking for them and definitely needing the humor after Friday I am sure.

LOL 

Hi Mich!  In a couple of weeks you should have one to add to this blog. 

I have a new one to add:

You know you're on chemo when your biggest achievement in a day is being able to vacuum the floor (just the one room of course).  Woo hoo!!!!!

Mich, take the little wins when you can and don't forget to high five yourself occasionally.  We're here with you and for you.

Joey xxx

You know your on chemo when.... the furthest you can walk..is to the toilet !

Thanks heaps Joey for your support LOL

You know you're on chemo when you've thought of something really funny and great to add to this thread but now you can't remember what it was...

You know when you're on chemo when you can say No to your husband "I'm toxic - stay away" XLeonie

I have one already.......You know you are on chemo when day 2 or 3 your hubby says are you still weeing red!!

You know you are on chemo when it is only day four of your first cycle and you can only manage to do one househole chore then have to si/layt down then another and have to sit/lay down.  Could take all day to get the washing done and doing vacuuming floors just isn't on the agenda at present.  The tiredness may also have something to do with all the toing and froing to Perth, I am hoping so anyway.

LOL xox

When you walk out the door and left your toe nails behind!

Thanks ladies! This thread has left me in stitches! Keep em coming!

When you paint your nails black to try and save them from infection and from falling off and then the bloody chooks think they are food and peck at them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you're on chemo when you don't know whether to take drugs to stop you pooing or to help you poo...

You know you're on chemo when you get caught in the rain but don't have to worry about wet hair...

you know when you're on chemo, when you think there really isn't any difference in taste between regular milk and soy milk!  (drank it happily for 3 months, and then the taste buds came back!)

I have been off the blog for a while...so awesome to come back and find this thread! Well done girls. Now, where do I start...

You know you're on chemo when your out-of -the-blue tantrums are more out of control than your 4 year old's!

I wish there was a like button on here like there is on Facebook - I have enjoyed reading them all!!